Perception Management for Very Advanced Souls (a.k.a. our Flock)  

The next time someone upsets you, think, "Thanks for pointing out that I've begun depending on you. Time I lose the expectations." 

And the next time someone doesn't take your view into account, think, "That's okay, I was once like that." 

And if someone steals from you, think, "It was nothing, my supply is the Universe." 

Or lies to you, think, "I'm sorry you feel that need." 

Violates you, "All for my growth and glory." 

Is rude to you, "Cheer up, dear soul, it'll be okay." 

Judges you, "Thanks for sharing your truth." 

Drives by you like a bat out of hell, "Be careful, my friend. I love you." 

And the next time someone greets you with a smile, smile back, like you're sharing a secret. 

Headmaster,
    The Universe